It was Spring break, so I went to Vegas and went to Madam Tussad's wax museum.I met a cool Obama that was made out of Wax and met Elvis Presley.I also went to the Grand Canyon and that was REALLY cool.Where else can you take a picture of a cliff that is a million feet high?
Then I went to Monument Valley and saw Clyde's butte which sounds like I went into the bathroom and saw someone's butt but it means I saw a Monument in Monument Valley.
Next I went to the Four corners which was cool because I saw exactly what
I wanted.I thought four corners was cool because there
is nowhere else in the U.S. where four states collide at 1 point.

Now I, the great John Smith, will show you a great DJ .

I never thought I would see the "inside" of KDFC.But sometimes, although rarely, impossible things come true!
This is Hoyt Smith the morning guy,right before he goes to New England.

Obama taking over???????????

OMG!!!! Obama has been whispering about it,and now he is going to put his evil plan into action!!! He says that he will close down all stock marckets.What will happen now??????????????π...

Wii™ Stop That Racket!

Wii™ is a fun game system, if you ask me... but a lot of people don't think so...
So I invented a new game for that stupid game system...STOP THAT RACKET! You see,most moms don't like noise, and most boys don't like their moms! So I invented this game where you would make all the noise you wanted in yo big momma's & she wouldn't notice! She'd just stand their like a dork for a moment.. then walk away and do all her things to do.This game is petter than the others...mind you.Now lets go START THE RACKET!( After you buy the game, of course)



P.S.This certainly won't happen in real life...

GREAT JOKES!

A man with a cheese sandwich walks into a bar.He hollers a the bartender in the most red voice he could pop quickly,"One sad & fluffy bottle of bastardly Guinness for my rotten cheese sandwich!"The bartender answers minisculy,"Sorry,we don't serve food......."